Dont be such a stick in the gut( TJMD Fan Fiction)

[Jt4ME]

;D Ok I had this great fan fiction idea:

Nurse Startch was walking down the long hall way that lead from the OR into Trapper Johns office. While walking she stopped because she realised something was wrong. In the distance she hears a very annoying ringing sound...Trapper John's phone. She ran into his office and picked it up.

"Hello, San Francisco Memorial Hospital, Clara Starttch speaking."
The voice on the other end was high piched and it said:"
I am looking for a John McIntyre."
"He isnt here right now." Startch said.
"Really? Well thats too bad. We have a kid here claiming to be a Leperachaun."
"What are you talking about?"
"There is a kid down in Ward 3, small Irish lad, claims to be a Leperachaun, we figuired since McIntyre is Irish, he should come have a look at him."
"True, John is an irish Protestan, but he is no expert on mythical creatures, I will be right down...and DO NOT let Dr.Riverside hear of this child."

She ran down the stairs, Gonzo was standing by a small child dressed in Green Laying on a Hospital bed. He was joking:
"Where is your Pot-O-Gold!?"
"Its not funny." The child said.
"Hey," Gonzo said,"They have Lucky Charms down in the Cafeteria!"
"I will turn ye into a monkey if you keep this up...I will curse the entire Hospital!....." the child yelled.
"Go ahead..."
"You have asked for it!"

And with that the Child began to sing, a leperachaun song...


I guess someone else will need to continue it...

[AlexKidd]

Nurse Starch: I guess we better get a REAL surgeon in.

Gonzo: I'm not a real surgeon!?!?!?

Starch: I'm not saying that but...

Suddenly, the Leprechaun started saying some words of wisdom, let it be....

Leprechaun: Let it be, Let it be! Let it be! Let it be!

Gonzo: That's just weird....

Starch: Very true....

Just then, Trapper walks in...

Trapper: What's the buzz!??! TELL ME WHAT'S UH...HAPPENIN'? What's the buzz!??! TELL ME WHAT'S UH...HAPPENIN'?

Gonzo: Why should you want you want to know? Don't you mind about the future!?!?

Starch: When do we ride in the ambulance? When do we ride in the ambulance!?!?

Leprechaun: I put a spell on you...now you have to sing the soundtracks!!!!


And so it was, everyone on staff had to sing the rest of the day...until...

Gonzo comes in playing bag-pipes...

Gonzo: Amazing Grace....

Bagpipe: LALALALA!!!!

To be continued....

[Hawkeye13]

[glow=blue,2,300]Just then, in walks Dr.Augustest Bedford Forrest, Trapper's old friend. And unfortuantely, with him was Stanley's father.

"Oops!" Was all Trapper could sing as the security guards dragged him out.

Dr.Forrest was forced the wait outside with Stanley, while Mr.Riverside senior yelled at Trapper.

However, Trapper could only sing back responses to him.

"What do you have to say for yourself?" Riverside asked.

"I am terribly sorry, I feel like a cowardly doggie, It would happen again, I promise you, I will sign my name to this form with a pen" Trapper sang back at him.

"Thats it McIntyre, your doomed. Dead. Gone!"

And with that Mr.Riverside senior pulled out Trapper's contract and ripped it up.

"And now the next most qualified person on staff takes your job, my son, Stanley II.
"Um, no." Trapper said.
"What?"
"My old friend from korea Dr.Forrest has come and I put him on staff this morning, he has more qualification that your son..."

Riverside was mad...and he had to give the position to Forrest.

"I will get that Leperachaun." Trapper said.

"I will get that Dr.Forrest." Stanley said.

Take it away...[/glow]

[Jt4ME]

Forrests was tall, fat, he had slimy, red hair and a black and grey beard. He spoke in a mean southern accent and had a crooked nose, which hadent healed from a collision with a brick wall in 1948(Forrest had been trying to swing into his girlfriends window, and instead he hit the wall.)

He had a blemished face and wrinkled skin. He was ugly.
Not like he had been when Trapper John had known him.
Then he had short red hair, he was tall, thin, with clean skin, but he still had that bent nose.

Startch had always had a crush on him. And she still did.

Ok I think thats a start.