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Post by Hawkeye13 on Nov 30, 2003 14:01:31 GMT -5
;D We have Until December 25 to make this Trapper John fan fiction story complete. It cant end before or after that. And I must end it. The main plot if that it is the first Christmas without Gonzo(takes place 4 months after the episode Goin, Going, Gonzo) . Trapper and the gang are going to be in a Christmas parade in new York dressed like elves. Nurse Startch will be there too.
Ok here I go....
His fingers hurt, they were cold. Stanley Riverside had never been much of a Christmas person, yet here he stood, on his roof, putting up as many lights as he possibly could. The way he figuired it was that if he managed to get all the lights up today, his wife would leave him alone on Christmas. Stanley was so fed up with his lights that he didnt see Little Stanley crawling out the upstairs window onto the roof. Little Stanley, only 2 years old and not very well balanced. Trapper was coming up the front path. Little Stanley fell off the roof into Trapper's arms. "Stanley!" Trapper yelled. "What?" Stanley screamed back. "I think its raining children." Trapper replied. "What are you talking about John?" Stanley said in his usual, now-it-all voice.
"Nevermind,Stanley guess who just called to say Merry to Christmas and to invite us to dinner?" Trapper said joyfully.
"Probubly someone who hates me."
"Correct." Trapper said with a tone of voice that shows he was pleased with his recent comment. "Startch."
"Clara?" Stanley asked.
"Yes, she wants to be with us...she heard about Gonzo...."
"She is coming back to San Fran?" Stanley asked.
"Not exactly." Trapper said. "You see there is a Christmas parade in New York City, and every year some surgeons get together and dress like elves to march in the parade. I registered us."
"Us?" Stanley asked.
"Oh, I mean you, Ernestine, JT, and myself. Startch will be there too."
"You have to be kidding!"
"Nope."
"How are we gonna get there."
"Helicopter."
"Riversides do not ride in Helicopters, we ride in private jets."
Trapper turned and went into Stanley's house to tell his wife about the trip to New York.
"Stupid Trapper!" Stanley said aloud as he went to staple a light to the roof. He didnt see the wire tangled around his leg. He missed and stapled his finger, he took three quick steps back...that was 2 steps too many. He fell off the roof and was stopped by the lights tangled around his leg. He lay there like a chicken hanging in a shop window in China town.
"Hey guys....John.....could you please get me down....I was just kidding....I love New York.....guys....it was a joke....a silly little game....John...." is all Stanley could say while he hung upsidedown.
Trapper was watching from an inside window. He was amused at the sight of Stanley, hanging head down, like the turkey he really was.
[glow=red,2,300]Take it away next person...[/glow]
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Post by Zaphod on Nov 30, 2003 18:03:44 GMT -5
If you could imagine what birds look like upside down, then you pretty much know how stanley's day went. All in all, it was ok. No humiliation...passing cars didn't even stop to look at him. Passerbys merely said, "Hey, look at that man with all the blood rushing to his head." If his 5 hours upside down were graded, he'd give it a C.
It definitely gave him time to think about the Christmas parade. He was Jewish, but his wife was Christian so he'd celebrated it before...but it was true that he didn't know too much about Christmas. Did he really want to dress up as an elf, anyways?
"Well," he said aloud, "I guess I'll think about it later on, when I have more time."
And the pink faced man waited for his wife to come and rescue him.
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Post by Hawkeye13 on Nov 30, 2003 18:12:34 GMT -5
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Trapper was sitting in his office when in barged his son JT. JT's red hair was all messed up.
"Dad," JT said."Come with me."
Trapper was led to a small room. "Where is Stanley?"
Trapper asked. Afterall, they were in his room.
At that moment, the pager said:"Paging Dr.Riverside, Dr.Riverside please call your Daddy."
Oops! Trapper said. " I think I left Stanley hanging!"
"What?" JT asked. "Hey, Dad, Gonzo's wife called...he isnt doing good...he is still paralyzed...that stroke he had was bad news."
"Not now!" Trapper yelled, as he ran to his car.
JT stood in Stanley's office for a while in shock. Then he picked up the phone and called Stanley's cell.
"Hello Serpent." He said when Stanley awnsered. Serpant was the nickname Trapper had given Stanley.
"JT!? I have to go to the bathroom...and now people are throwing stuff at me..."
"Stanley, where are you!?" JT asked.
"Im not at my house anymore...help!...They are taking me...."
And he hung up.
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Post by Zaphod on Nov 30, 2003 18:27:57 GMT -5
Trapper was driving furiously to Stanley's house. So he had left Stanley hanging, oh my gosh, his face could have erupted by now. He felt like laughing, but stopped quickly when he thought of Gonzo's health. He was still shaken up by his stroke, how would he ever cope if...
Stanley's house. He was still hanging, but by now his wife was outside, helping him down.
Trapper shut the car door and helped her as best he could.
"Thanks, Trapper," Stanley's wife grumbled. "Don't know what I'd do without you."
"No problem. Hey, have you heard about Gonzo lately?"
"No...I wish I did, though." Her face softened. "Last time I heard from him he was in really bad shape. It's a shame to be doing so terribly health wise around Christmas..." And then an idea hit Trapper. An idea that would involve so much planning, but all in all would come to a great surprise on Gonzo's part.
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Post by Hawkeye13 on Nov 30, 2003 20:11:15 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Trapper raced back to SFM and was greeted by Jackpot Jackson. Jackpot informed
Trapper that the Helicopter company that was going to send them to New York backed out. JT stepped out of the Hospital as well.
"Jay,"Trapper asked"Where is Gozno."
"Being shipped to a NYC hospital on 5th Ave. tommorow."
What luck! Not only was Gonzo going to be in New York, he was going to be right where the parade was going to be.
"Very good, we just need a way to get there." Trapper said.
JT say a stil shooken up Stanley Riverside II walk into the Hospital. JT smiled a rather evil looking grin.
"Leave that to me."
"Jay...dont do anything stupid..."
"Would I do that?"
"There isnt much more you could do."
"You have a point there."
"So dont do it!"
"Too late." JT laughed. "Jackpot come with me."
"Yeah?" Jackpot asked while they walked down a long hall in Hospital.
"Page Stanley, tell him to get to the roof. Then as soon as I step in the elevator with him...cut the power..."
"Cut the power!?"
"Do it Jackpot!"
Stanley rode the elevator with his arms at his sides. He hated elevators. He had hated them since he had been stuck in one Holloween night, it was a night he would never forget. Trapper believed a cult was burning patients in the Hospital, and he was stuck in the elevator with the cult leader.(This occured in episode 26. "CREEPY TIME GAL")
The elevator stopped and JT stepped in, the door closed and the elevator stopped, the power stopped and Stanley's heart stopped. JT thought that if he had Stanley scared to death in the elevator he could convince him to lend Trapper his private jet. He didnt expect Stanley to faint....
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Post by trappersnurse on Dec 1, 2003 18:01:35 GMT -5
The elevator doors opened and JT ran behind the nurses desk to the supply room where he grabbed a bag of saline solution.
Taking it back into the elevator where he had 'locked' the doors open to find a passed out Stanley. Quickly, JT took out sissors from his lab coat and cut the bag, spilling the solution onto Stanley's face.
Stanley sputtered and coughed and sat up.
"You have to believe me JT, this hospital is haunted!"
"It'll be alright Stanley. Let's get out of here!" JT dragged Stanley out of the elevator.
"Does this mean we're friends JT?" Stanley was in 'hopes'.
Needing the 'keys to the jet' so to speak, JT replied, "Oh yeah sure Stanley."
"Maybe we can golf sometimes huh?"
"Sure, sure whatever it takes, I mean, whatever you want. That'd be nice Stanley."
.......Take it away-next person
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Post by Hawkeye13 on Dec 2, 2003 16:43:05 GMT -5
Ok. I said I wouldnt continue this story, but I will because no one else did and this needs to be finished in the next 23 days. And I really wanted to find out what happens to poor Stan.  [glow=BLUE,2,300]It was a normal day now for Trapper, he watched through the blinds of his small office's window at Stanley Riverside standing in the parkinglot. Stan's face was unusually red today. He stood with his little purple notebook and a small black ink pen. He was, as usual, waiting to report someone. Trapper closed the blinds and returned to his work. At that moment, in barged Melanie, Trapper's ex-wife. "Hello Melanie." "Hello, John." "Why are you here?" "What I cant drop in on my favorite husband?" She said sarcastically. "You have had so many husbands, how can you even remember which was your favorite?" At that time JT ran in. "Hey Dad, good and bad news!" "Not now!" Jt turned towards his mother. "Hey mom." "Hello.' "Anyway Dad, a got Stanley to say he would lend us his jet..." "How'd you do that?" "Long story....but there is a problem with my plan....you see now Stan thinks I am his..." "Trapper," Melanie interupted," I have something important to talk to you about. Jt, leave." "Yes ma'am." "What?"Trapper asked."You know I have to leave for New York tonight!" "Trapper, you cant leave for New York! "Why Not?" "Because our daughter Susan is dying...Merry Christmas...."[/glow]
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Post by Jt4ME on Dec 2, 2003 19:25:51 GMT -5
Ok, Hawk. You made this kind of dramatic dont you think. but I am going to try and make it devestating!
Jt had been listening even thouogh they told him to leave. He ran down the stairs and into the parking lot.
"Hey Stanley?"
"Yeah, best and only friend?"
"I need help."
"With what buddy?"
"Apparently my sister Susan is dying...I didnt know I had a sister Susan!"
"Well I could check John's files, find out where she is."
They snuck into Trapper's room and dug throogh the files.
"Susan Xavier McIntyre, born Friday ,November 13, 1986
in Soeul Korea."
"Korea!"
"Curently in New York City."
"She is only 2 years old!? Hey, Dad was in Korea about a month ago, I heard him say he was adapoting a child but...I thought he wa skidding..."
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Post by Hawkeye13 on Dec 3, 2003 21:05:29 GMT -5
 Ok, this is going to be tuff..but..here I go... [glow=red,2,300]Trapper was walking down a long hall, doing something very unlike himself, crying. He walked near EJ, Stanley's wife. "Hey John." "Yes hello." "Have you seen Stan?" "No. Why?" "Well I just wanted to tell him that we are moving the Christmas party to Christmas eve." Stanley had never been a big party person, at his first Superbowl party, he had asked what his buttler should "serve as orderbs? Cavier?" But now EJ searched for Stan, and ran right into JT. "Move." Jt yelled. And he was on his way. Puzzled EJ watched him down the hall, and not facing traffic, blindly stepped into the parking lot. She turned, and was blinded by a hedlight, she never saw the big rig coming.[/glow]
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Post by Hawkeye13 on Dec 6, 2003 11:47:40 GMT -5
Ok lets see, we have to organize this a bit. Make the story more understandable.
Ok so here I go, trying to salvage the story:
[glow=blue,2,300]Stanley woke up. "Hey Stan" JT said, standing over him in the elevator."Get up you lazy creep."
"Where are we, why is my face dry?"
"Huh?"
"Where is EJ?"
"Stan, we are still in the elevator, you have been asleep for the last hour, can I borrow your jet, so we can go on a flight to New Yowk?"
"Huh? Yeah. Whatever."
"Yay!"
"I must have been dreaming!That means...JT, was you father in Korea about a few months ago?"
"Yes, why?"
"I think he adopted a child..."
And so it was all a dream. A very strange dream, but a very informative dream, now all Stanley had to do was find out if it would come true...
Meanwhile, he walked down the corridor and saw a tiny crippled buy named Tim.
"Doctor!"
"What do you want you little creep?"
"I think I am dying."
"Bull!"
"No really."
"Im the doctor and I say bull!"
"You don't even know whats wrong with me!"
Jackpot had been listening from behind the door.
"I think Stan needs a little Christmas spirit."
He said, smiling.
He put a sheet over his head and turned toward the miror.
"Expect the first Ghost when the bell tolls one!" He yelled at him self, in a spooky voice.
"I wonder if Stan will buy this?" [/glow]
Take it away!
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Post by Jt4ME on Dec 7, 2003 12:29:05 GMT -5
Stanley was watching his Private Jet land, he was waiting to go to New Yurk City.
As they were all boarding the Jet. He saw a poor man, begging for money. Stanley took a $100 bill from his pocket(He is a Doctor so he is kinda rich) and he attached a string to it.
"Here you go young man."
He said tossing the poor man the money.
"Oh God bless you sir."The man said grabbing the money.
"Bah Humbug." Stan said, pulling the string, yanking the money back into his own hand.
"Oh, I hope some ghosts come and haunt you in the night or something." The old man said. And Stan got on the jet.
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Post by AlexKidd on Dec 7, 2003 13:52:37 GMT -5
Suddenly, a wild turkey pops out of nowhere, and kills the poor guy... Turkey: IYIYIIYUIYUJAIUBNEGfy! Stanley: ;D Serves him right! Suddenly, the turkey jumps in through the window.... Stanley: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Stanley starts rapidly pressing the "SERVICE" button. But it's no use...the turkey chases him...over the peanut cart, and through the woods....in to the bathroom they went! (Did I mention it was occupied??!!) STanley opens the door, and Trapper screams! Trapper: A little privacy!?!?!?  Cheese! Trapper said as he pulled cheese out of the napsack next to the toilet! Trapper: Cheese go flushy flush!!!!!!!!! Trapper flushes the down the toilet! Then, the drain clogs up, and the door locks, then, the the toilet overflows... STanley: Great! Just Great! I got my feet wet since you flushed your flushy flush down the toilet! TRapper: I have more! Cheese wheel go flushy flush! Trapper said as he flushed a cheese wheel down the toilet! Cheese! I like cheese! So does TRapper! Stanley picks up Trapper and puts his head in the toilet, hoping to push the cheese wheel down into the pipes! And just that happens! Trapper: Bye bye, Mr.Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesy i see you! Flush wheel! Suddenly, they hear a rumbling sound... Trapper: Me thinks that the flushy flush will come back up! The small bathroom begins to fill with water. Stanley:"Oh poo! Now we will drown!" As they begin to drown Trapper has a great Idea! Trapper:"Turkey go Flushy flush! He takes the Turkey and shoves its head down the drain. And the bathroom explodes in a fire of Cheese and Turkey feathers. Trapper still had his pants down and was just pulling them up when he left the bathroom. Trapper: I had lota eggy noggy! Lets flushy flush it! Stanley: I have an idea.... Let's throw it at the pedestrians at the airport...especially the poor ones! Trapper: THEN we flushy flush the poor people! They turn around to see everyone dancing and doing the can-can... JT:We are the rockets! The Pilot came over the PA: Now near New York. Trapper looked out the window and saw Niagra falls. "Oh! Big Flushy Flush! I flush the plane!" However they landed safetly.... "Trapper,"Stanley said as he dumped a bucket of water over his head,"wake up!" "I was alseep." "Yes and you kept saying; Flushy Flush."' "Oh it was a dream......Good, I was worried for a minuit there....where are we?" "At the airport, you had too much egg nog and you fell asleep, now lets get moving." "Right, hey Stan..." "What?" "Cheese go Flushy Flush!" "What?" "Nevermind, ask the next fiction writer, AlexKidd's fingers hurt from typing so much useless nonsense." "What? You really are acting strange today John..." To be continued......BY YOU....... |
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Post by Jt4ME on Dec 8, 2003 19:28:17 GMT -5
 That was a very interesting story. Anyway Trapper and Stan had been seperated from the rest of the guys while looking for Startch. So naturally, Stanley paniced. Stanley:"Ah, I think I am going to die." "That is too much to hope for." "What?" "Nevermind." "Trapper, I am scared, hold me." "Hold yourself." "Uh...OK..." Stanley began to `hold` himself. Trapper walked foward, Stanlet crawling behind, and then they ran into a very large man. A very large man with a very large metal pipe. "You days are up old man." The man yelled, and he took a swing with the pipe at Trapper John.
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Post by AlexKidd on Dec 9, 2003 16:56:38 GMT -5
Jt was at his hotel room watching Tv, drinking soda and laying on the coach. He scratched his head a few times. Then he realised:"Hey, where is Trapper John!?"
So he got off the chair and put on his clothes, but something was wrong! these werent his clothes, these were the elf costumes! And so he put on the tight green spandex, the dark green jacket, the tiny elf hat. And looked in the mirror, he resembled a character from the movie "ELF." On his way out he hit his face on the wall. His lip swelled up and caused him to talk funny. So he got in a Taxi and said:" Hey Taxi dwiver. Take me to hospital." And when he got to the Hospital, it dawned on him he had no apparent reason to be there.
Then, he said "San Cisco Hospital"
And so, he spared $7000 dollars, just to get to Frisco. The hitting his head against the wall must have damaged his brain, but he got there. He went inside, and saw a note.
"JT
I know you are stupid enough to come here. Well, you just lost 7000 dollars. I'm in NYC!"
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Post by Hawkeye13 on Dec 13, 2003 10:28:37 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]Trapper was old, but still very agile. He ducked away from the pipe and it missed him. Instead it took a large whack at Stanley's upper fore-head. Stanley fell to the ground like a sack old wet cement. And he lay there. And he had a dream... In his dream he was walking up the front steps of his house, he went to the door knocker when it changed into the face of his long dead friend Dr.Marley.(Actually it just looked like Trapper with a chain arounmd his head) Stanley:"Hey, your dead get off of my doorKnocker you dead bum." And it left. And Stanley went in. He climbed the stairs to his room and got in his pajamas, and then he heard it. Thump, Thump. Coming from down the stairs. Then he heard chains rattling. And then he saw it...Dr.Marley(again it was just a ghostly looking Trapper with chains around his head. He floated above the ground, was clear, and his head was being held on by a peice of string. Stanley:"What do you want?" Ghost:"Your Soul!" "Really!!!  " "Heck no! Where would I put it?" "Then what do you want?" "Stanley Horatio Riverside II,M.D. expect the first ghost when the bell tolls 1:00am!" "Do you expect me to stay up that late." "Uh...yes." And with that the ghost vanished. But the dream wasnt over. Next came the ghost of Christmas past, then present then future. But what would they tell him? What would they show him? [/glow] |
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That was a very interesting story. 
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