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Post by Zaphod on Dec 21, 2003 20:36:55 GMT -5
A LITTLE NOTE ABOUT STANLEY'S SITUATION WITH ALIENS
Ever since Stanley was a young boy, he had identified himself as an alien. At first he had believed he really was an alien, and told everyone (his friends, babysitter, dad) he was so. Needless to say, he was smacked around a lot as a child. During his pre teen years he learned to keep quiet about the whole alien business. He still loved to read books on UFOS and aliens, and watch films about mysterious crop circles and all, but never talked about it. When on his report card the teacher's comments were something like, oh, let's say "Stanley shows an incredible tendency to be rude, oblivious, and extremely annoying to peers and teachers" he'd think "Oh, yeah, that's the alien thing again" He went into medical school, barely passed, but somehow got into the field anyways, and well what'd you know- one day he admits to the world his people are coming. He woke up the next day in bed with a warm cup of coffee next to him on the nightstand. His head hurt a bit but other than that he was fine. "Hey, Hey! Where am I? Who brought me back here to Trapper's house?" "It was I...." AND NO, PLEASE DON'T MAKE HIM/HER AN ALIEN.
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Post by Hawkeye13 on Dec 21, 2003 20:44:56 GMT -5
Stanley leapt out of bed and saw a light in the sky. He ran outside with his slippers flapping off. He ran into the street screaming and bumped into Trapper. "Oh...Hi John." Trapper looked at him. "Do you know who brought you back?" "Uh...no...about that John.....hehehe." "Dont even start Stanley. Your Dad and wife have been told of your behaver, now why are you in the street?" "There is someone in the room...an Alien." "God, you father warned me of this Alien stuff." "What?" "He said, Watch for Stan's asthma, ugly face, and he thinks he is an alien." Stan walked miserably back to his room. "Oh great poopelly moogally." he yelled to himself. He had forgotten of the voice. He crawled into bed and lay there. Someone grabbed his arm! "Hi Stanley!" The voice yelled. "AAAHHH!!"
The enxt day at work, the elevator doors open to Stan and Jackpot got in. "Hey Stan," he said, making the Vulcan peice sign with his hand."Take me to your leader....."
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Post by Jt4ME on Jan 10, 2004 14:06:48 GMT -5
Stanley walks into his office and takes off his clothes(except underclothing) and wraps himself in tin foil. Just then Gloria walks in "Oh, hi Stan" she says.
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